The page that wants them to leave us alone!

No. It is not funny, we can't go anywhere in peace now.

Why is death to the innocent, the only answer to your revenge.

We are just passers by.

We are not here to condemn you but this has gone on for too long.

too much.

At the end of the day, Is this for what you believe in or just blowing things up just for pleasure?

You happy now?

Good.

go Fuck yourself then.

r.i.p - 1st October 2005, Bali.

The page is back with multiple various bruises all over from futsal

EDS Futsal Championship Tournament

I've never felt so beaten up before in playing futsal. Worst still, it was my company's organized tournament. These are the latest casualties on my body:-

1) Bruised on Right Shin - kicked by a big size indian fella. He got a card for it and i got a blue black straight after.
2) Bruised on Left Shin - Attempted to score but the opposition's keeper ran out, clipped my legs and i swear i almost broke my leg.
3) Sore Tongue - Elbowed, by another indian dude (who also refused to shake my hand at the end of the game), on to my face-cum-throat which resulted myself in biting my own tongue. It hurts so much whenever i eat or spit.
4) Knock on head - Foul committed by opposition resulting me to fall and hit my head on another player's knee.
5) Sore Left Chest - clashed with team mate on the same ball. He was like 2 heads taller than me.
6) Scratches on left leg - attempted to block a cross with a sliding last-ditch tackle but the thin artificial grass left a burning sensation on my leg... until now. Surprisingly the most painful injury compared to the above.

so...yea. That was what i went through today. My team lost in the quarters but it was the 2 group stages matches before that most likely will be remembered by us...and the fans. Playing a lone striker on top, we won the first game 4-3. I scored all 4 in this battle.

The second battle was more intensed, as tempers were rising...i had to play dirty. Tied at 3-3 into the final minute, I had to slide in to a through pass from my team mate. The ball slowly rolled into the net but i grabbed the keeper from getting near to it. Dirty as it sounds but you dont know what i went through out of this match. So tensed up that i even felt like vomiting half way through the game.

Through to the quarters...we were left with exactly 5 players in the team. Initially we were suppose to have 7. One could not make it as he had to visit his sick aunt. One just got injured after the group stages. So we were exhausted, physically and mentally. I could not even make a decent run, our opponents were playing the ball around as if we were amateurs. They were good, real good and we got trashed. real bad.

None the less, it was all good fun but it also came with a price. I stole a lil' limelight with the goals i scored in the first 2 matches and my uncontrollable "Rooney" temper but all i really wanted was just another championship medal. We can still look to the future should there be another one... but currently, i think i wont be playing for quite a number of weeks.

The page that misses you.

Baby luc is in Bali. This is the first time we've been apart since i came back from Melbourne. Wow! that is like one year ago. I do feel some emptiness in my life, even if she's gonna be away for another 5 days or so.

I came to work with a grin on my face, actually hoping that you will not go but how can one be so selfish? Any guy will be celebrating this occasion as they get to take a break from the relationship, play catch up with single life. I thought i was gonna go through that but you got me. I'm really into you baby.

I kept worrying bout how Indonesia will treat you (no offense to my indo friends). Deep down i worry but you are not a little girl no more, you should be able to travel as far as possible even to chase rainbows.

I miss you. To the extend of buying a "pack" today. I did not even silent my phone in office as i did not want to miss your call or msg. I played our fav songs on my pc (iPod not with me mar). The Reason. Baby can I hold you. I even ate your fav Mee Goreng which i normally dont order at all. Today, a Friday night, has never been so quiet but yet i knew it was special. I never knew how strong our love was until today.

This is us. I miss you. I love you.

The page that found the culprit of the 2nd traffic jam

The snake that got in the way. (Btw, this is the only picture i have so far..)

This is the reason thousands stopped by at the Indian temple to have a glimpse at the white King Cobra. Obviously, they didnt manage to catch a glimpse of the 20 km backlog caused by the inconsiderate motorists. Totally not the snake's fault. *Nods*

The page that drove 40km through 3 traffic jams and took 2 hours to complete its journey..

I swear (i am not suppose to but what the heck..) i wanted to get down from the car and start walking from cyberjaya onwards. Driving in Malaysia surprises you at every corner really. The first traffic jam i had to go through was because some lady caused a 6 car pile up! My mood was still fine then, just that i've forgotten to take down the number to buy 4-D. Dammit! All the wait and i totally forgot bout it!

Travelled a few more km and then came this massive backlog jam...so obviously i must be wondering the next accident is gonna be bigger than the previous one! Must get down number! But no, it lasted for about 20 km until it came to this busy corner where it meets with another highway. Seems like there were cars parked on the highway itself outside a temple and it is making the road narrower. Like...wtf mate? If i was seating in the passenger seat, i would have used a 50 CENT coin and scratch each and every car parked there. MEAN but well deserved.

So after that, it was smooth sailing...until i reached the SUNWAY toll. Now my temper is rising. If i am not mistaken, from the toll to the cable bridge, it takes about 5 km. It took me atleast 1/2 hour to 45 minutes just to get pass the bridge. I heard there was a stalled bus that caused this massive jam. I just wanted to throw my tissue paper at the bus driver if i saw him. Only god knows what has been into that tissue! Good thing he was not there.

Well, to those people that dont have to travel to cyberjaya, please take one moment to think how fortunate you are. I've been through almost every possible traffic jams and the most frustrating ones are the one that made you think ... "what was the jam all about? I dont see no accident!".

Something on Hurricane Katrina ...

• Battered and sickened survivors made no attempt to disguise their anger: "We have been abandoned by our own country, " Aaron Broussard, president of Jefferson Parish, just south of New Orleans
• "It's not just Katrina that caused all these deaths in New Orleans," Broussard said. "Bureaucracy has committed murder here in the greater New Orleans area, and bureaucracy has to stand trial before Congress now."
• "For God sakes, shut up and send somebody," a tearful and anguished Broussard said of promises not kept by Washington.

The page that needs brushing up on its "england"

First of all, really no offence to "browsing through", i am not posting this up to spite you or anything like that. It is just pretty ironic how a random person could place a comment to correct my english when i just took an English test online today!

Hah!

See, i am not that confident in my english really. I sometimes get confused with present and past sentences, not mentioning bout what is the diff btw verb and noun. Yes, so called educated from Australia sial. Well, i wish i read more.. even my parents told me today to read more novels!... freaky. Maybe it is all a sign but oh well, i'm really just plain lazy.

All of a sudden, i wished i was not born Malaysian.

The page that did more in a day than a single year itself...

What a wonderful productive day really. Never thought i could force myself to run errands on my leave day! I feel good though, time well spent and definitely a once in a year event! Feels just like spring cleaning around this time in Melbourne.. wait a minute, it is Spring time in Melbourne!

7.35 am: Yawnz. My immortal ringtone started playing. GOtta get up but put myself for some snooze.

8.25 am: Baby luc drove meself and herself all the way to collect "MyKad". Took us around 45 minutes of waiting and wala... finally got our new identification card!

9.20 am: Streamyx man is here! Yes people, i am officially on broadband now after a long long lay off from it. Never felt so good i tell ye. To share my happiness, this is the list of songs i downloaded during the afternoon -

Jay Chou - Initial D Theme song

Green Day - Wake me up when September ends

Mariah Carey - We Belong Together

Backstreet Boys - Incomplete

Backstreet Boys - Just want you to know

Black Eyed Peas - Dont lie

Black Eyed Peas - Dont phunk with my heart

Coldplay - Speed of sound

Jessica Simpson - These boots are made for walkin'

Mig Ayesa - Baby i love your way (from Rockstar INXS)

Faders - No sleep tonight

Marion Raven - End of me

Three Doors down - let me go

Howie Day - collide

Kelly Clarkson - Behind these Hazel eyes

OKAY...i just went wild. Dammit, i was deprived from all the downloadings so you really cant blame me!

Swweeet sweet broadband!

5.00 pm: Baby Luc decided to watch buffy but Kheong had other plans... Spring Cleaning! Yup, now the room is atleast 75% dust free. My computer table was just covered by dust and i cant imagine how i went through with it. No wonder Baby Luc keeps sneezing. Broccie will make a note - wipe room every week!

9.50 pm: Friday nite at the movies. This week's show - RED EYE. Not bad. Looks like Jessica Alba just found her match....Rachel McAdams.

1.45 am: Time for broccie to tuck himself to bed. Yawnz!

The page that prefers working on Merdeka day than any other days!

I've not been celebrating Independence Day in Malaysia since 5 years ago (all the while in Melbourne mar...), so to be working today and moreover, supporting the Australian client, it is just pretty ironic. Coincidence?

I had one of the most fantastic trip to my office today. I'm like the fastest (besides having to give way to a Mitsubishi Evo Lancer) car all the way here! And i was only doing 110 km/h. I guess everyone is just in a merdeka mood. Hehe. Got into office and wala... i was so proud to see only my department (half, to be more exact) working their asses off on a national public holiday. It is all fun though, we can sing...dance...shout...surfing porn without anyone looking at you one kind (did i mention that i dont have a boss anymore? - got fired). Obviously, none of us really did it but heck, gimme some sugar and i might just strip off! Kidding!

A New Drinking/Exposing secrets game!

Yesterday at Bert's house, we played a new game. This game was called "I never.." It is best played with a minimum of 4-5 people (must be sporting, honest and able to brainstorm in a flash). The main purpose of this game really is not to drink but to have a close friend of yours revealing his/her darkest-groce out-secret you could ever imagine.

So everyone sits in a circle (or however you like it) with a drink in hand (the more liquor the better, as it will make a person to be more 'expressive'). A person will then start off with a statement, for example, "I never piss in a swimming pool before" and if that statement is not true to anyone playing the game(including the one who stated out that sentence), he/she has to take a sip of the drink and that my friend, you are able to know the darkest mystery of your fellow friends.

Ditto!

Now go on...call your close friends, your lover, your crush...whoever! and play this game. It is best that whatever secrets you know, should be kept among the group only.. This is just to avoid any internal conflicts. I am not liable for any breakups or fights. Ditto!

In other news...

- Michael Owen has joined Newcastle United for a record fee estimated to be of 17 Million pounds.
- Price fuel to hike again after Hurricane Katrina rampaged through the United States.

Cuteness..sent by Wan Chin

The page that got T.A.G -ed by -=Lea=-

Darn you Leanne! What did i do to you to deserve this?! Oh well, i'll just take whatever you have in your blog then...

FYI - Tag: some stupid chain mail passed on from one blog to another. The blogger will then have to state all the massive answers to questions like who is your hero, your fav past time, etc.. A load of bullshit i should say.

Here is mine.

1 hero in my life:
- Probably my dad. He does not say much but everything about him that tells me this is the man anyone will look up to.

1 thing I'm grateful for:
- My boo. baby luc *awwwww* and my other boo, Altis.

1 dog i've loved before:
- Momo. I still love him but he has been increasingly irritating lately.

1 thing I hate:
- backstabbers and pretentious wannabees {someone that goes by the name of "babe the pig"}.

1 hope:
- carefree life.

1 weird thing about me:
- fickle minded. I'll change my mind a few times in a matter of seconds.

Another weird thing about me:
- Never liked flying. The idea of being a few thousand feet above sea level with nothing down there to gaurantee you your safety when your plane malfunctions.

Most hated tv show:
- Bold and the beautiful...or any soap opera stuff

Beloved TV shows:
- Friends, 24, Anything on Football, Simpsons (go homer!)

Secret Wishes:
- Common, who we kidding. Secrets should not be revealed.


Non-tagging related stories of the day

Tried 3 new places to eat today.

ZOuP {1 Utama} - This restaurant is not in any way related to Zouk club. Being my first time there, I could not resist ordering the Chic on toast displayed in the menu. The dish was exactly how it came out in the picture! and it is really quite good. Topped with cheese and some mayo in it surrounded by mushroom sauce, this definitely started off my day.

Tropicana Curry House {Riana Green, tropicana} - Located at baby Luc's place, this mamak just opened and we decided to head down for a quick dinner. My mutton Murtabak was so-so but darling had an awful meal. She ordered a chicken murtabak and every bite she took, there were small little pieces of bones innit. WTF? Her milo practically tasted like cold water in the end. Not recommended indeed. Probably just go there for a 100 plus or something next time.

Stranger {ss2, Mambo Jerry row} - Brand new. Opened by Han Synn my good ol' mate in Melbourne. He invited us over to watch the Spurs vs Chelsea (0-2 by the way) and had quite an OK time there. The menu is packed with delicious looking pictures and it ranges from steamboat to kopitiam food to Jap dishes and so on.. Pretty well diversified and not bad taste with affordable pricing. Did i mention the portion is BIG?

The page that does not encourage animal cruelty...only when needed

After a long lay off from work, broccie just wanted to go back to the office looking fresh but broccie's dogs had other plans. 5 hours in to broccie's sleep, the doors were trembling. Broccie could hear them breathing endlessly outside the door. The scratching obviously didnt make it any easier to just forget about the noise. Broccie was also thinking which hot spots they have already pee' at.

So broccie decided to bring them downstairs, lecturing the dogs on why i need a good sleep. Obviously they were not that smart, or maybe i was just too dumb talking to myself. It was probably already 5.15, so i knew there was little time left to steal some sleep.

Hopped in to bed. 5 mins later it happened again. This time, broccie is furious so I threatened them. With a pillow. Yup, a pillow. Started whacking.. no, not the dogs... the furniture and even threw one at the door out of frustration. *No dogs were hurt during this interval*

I feel bad now. They were really scared after that. Momo was shaking whenever he sees me holding a pillow now but whoever said being a master was that easy? Sigh.

Bad bad broccie.

The page that hates working days

Nooooo!

I have to drag myself back tmr. Back to good ol' Cyber-far-far-away-fuckin-Jaya.

Nooooo!

The 4 days rest were so good. What i needed. Time off from everything. Just relaxed. Should really try that out more often, i just miss my "unemployed" days. Sigh. Hate that sinking feeling and now i have another 3 more days before it is the weekend again. Is it me that everything goes by that fast or am I just getting really old?

I need a new job. One that promise me much more. One that keeps me occupied. One that is not so far-far-away. One that pays me goed... Anyone this kinda job for me??? I'll buy you dinner!

Broccie Needs A New Job. Can you offer him?

You'll be rewarded with a big TGIF Jack Daniel's Grilled Steak!

If any, please comment below.

*broccie does not accept anything less than RM2.2k*

Current Status on Baby Luc's list (corrected version):

1. Baby Red Picanto
2. New Slippers (new entry)
3. Buffy the vampire slayer
4. Broccie boo
5. Sims (climbing up fast the charts)

The page with the Official Apology Memo.

Lucinda's Official Apology Memo:

Ms Lucinda Chan would like to request for Mr Lee Yew Kheong to accept her apology. She has truly regretted her actions and words, and would appreciate it if Mr Lee Yew Kheong would accept it. However. Ms Lucinda Chan would also be open to any apologies from Mr Lee Yew Kheong for knowingly and resolutely stepping on her new shoes. Thank you for your cooperation.

Broccie accepts Baby Luc's apology and broccie will like to say soz to Baby Luc's new slipperz

*can't believe i am actually saying sorry to a non-living thingy*

Current Status on Baby Luc's list:

1. Baby Red Picanto
2. New slippers (new entry)
3. broccie boo.
4. Sims (climbing up fast the charts)

The page that thinks kids are not bad afterall...

Please. If you wonder to yourself "What in the world is Kheo...oh no!". Nothing happend btw Baby Luc and I. We are perfectly fine and there is no "accident" whatsoever. This post more likely talks everything about football.

So, whats up with kids? Not bad afterall??

I was out for Zaaba session (futsal in a park called Zaaba) and well, my team only had 4 and we needed one more because Bird and Kok made a no-show. So came this 11 year old kid. I'm like 3 heads taller than him and he was really tiny. We recruited him in the end while i thought to myself "fuck, there goes another football session".

It was not how i expected it to turn out, actually. I was really wrong for under estimating him. In the end, we went unbeaten for 9-10 games in a row and it was really him that made a fool out of our opponents. Imagine if a 11 year old kid stole the ball of you and scored.

In other football news. Ruud Van Nilsterooy was on target again to score the only goal for United! But the most impressive one was the Korean, Park Ji Sung. Even though he is not the prettiest looking footballer now but he makes up for his flare, hardworking-ness and passion to play for a team like United.

Non-related football news. Kimi on turkish pole!

Joke of the day. Got this one off Lee.

A thai prostitude just finish having sex with a Malaysian man. She was lying next to the man and fondling his dick. The horny Malaysian man asked, "You want somemore ar?". The thai prostitude replied..

"No lar. I'm playing with it because i use to have one of those"

*cracking joke really*

The page that warns everyone about Gates of Hell

Yes, it is officially time for us, chinese people, to be cautious wherever we go whenever it is. We believe that this time around, bad things happen which sometimes are unexplainable. Obviously it does not mean it doesn't apply to everyone else. If you believe in this kinda things (ghosts, bad spirits, etc) then you'll probably think twice before driving fast, changing lanes in a tight corner or even eating a fish with a massive lot of bones!

I wish everyone well and do becareful out there. Stay focus and do not bother bout strange things you see or hear.

Broccie check
- Star Newspaper photo shoot tmr!
- getting fat with pigeons.
- and cheesecake

The page dedicated to spidey...

Don't mess with the Bird and the Broc

No seriously, we are mean.

The page with the Official Breakup Receipt

SMS from Baby Luc 13/08/2005, 21:40:03

Official BreakUp Receipt: Lee Yew Kheong,

it is wif our deepest sympathy to inform u dat ur girl,

Lucinda Chan, has dumped u wif effect fm today (13 Aug)

Thanx

I would have flashed this message to other single girls but was too busy with the Man Utd game that night. FYI - The breakup however only lasted 1/2 hour. Yes, football is that important to me! Baby, i still love you. It was funny how you still called me darling/baby after you sent the msg.. *giggles*

Broccie brings you another Joke of the day...

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while theywere walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into thedeep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jimout.
When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, sheconsidered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news andbad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able torationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of anotherpatient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in hisbathroom with the belt from his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry,but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.

How soon can I go home?"

Norway rats. Ever wonder how big they are? They are like the size of my Sze Tsu, probably bigger but my dear god, they look like Carnivours from those RAT movies (remember GNAW??)...Eewwww! In China though, i heard RATS are made into burgers...which is actually quite delicious. Some of you guys better be aware of "Ma Ling's" can food too. Mom once told me the mince meat is made out of RAT meat. All made in CHINA! No shit sherlocks!

Anyone up for "Ma Ling" luncheon meat?

The page filled with love.

Not a bad prediction, why dont you try yours here...

http://www.doctorathome.com/love/love.php?e=gras4r-evfvy5whbj-y